Illegal drug trafficking.
Nooooo! You are one naughty naughty child. How dare you think I would spread such filth on my website. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I wave my virtual finger at you.
You are a criminal. If I had even the slightest ounce of decency in me, I'd call the authorties on you. You're lucky though. I like you. So, instead, I'm just going to call you Bandit from now on.
Hey, so what's going on Bandit?
Man, the other day I raped you, Bandit.
If you were my child, Bandit, I'd change your name to Nads and make you play lots of sports so I could yell "Go Nads!"
I hope by now, you get the point. Be safe. Drugs are nasty.
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